“Now I’m not gonna sit here and lie that I’m an expert at time management, but I have been working full-time as a single mom for the last four years, and somehow in that time I managed to completed my bachelor’s degree, not get fired from any of my jobs, and keep the kid alive. I must be doing at least some things right, right?”
We’re stuck with these sensitive milk bags for a while, so we might as well try to make peace with them. Here are a few ways you can help to reduce your chances of developing breast cancer:
…and by the time you finish reading this, you will understand why I’m never putting it back.
First of all, I want my money back for my SuperMom subscription.